I'm writing this with a heavy heart and a tear-streaked face. The day we all feared has come. Our beloved botting platform, RuneMate, is gasping for air. Ever since that dreaded May 14th update, it's been one outage after another. It's like Jagex cast a permanent DDoS spell on us.
I've been using RuneMate since the good old days when I first set foot in Lumbridge, back when the only worries we had were avoiding those pesky Dark Wizards south of Varrock. Now, we're battling constant server outages and the heartache of lost progress.
Remember the golden days? The sweet, sweet feeling of waking up to a full inventory of yews, the adrenaline rush of a maxed out bank, or the joy of a bot army mining Rune essence while we sipped on our Mountain Dew and crunched Doritos. Those were the days.
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But now... oh, the agony! Every time I try to log in, it's like rolling a D20 for a critical hit and landing a natural 1. I've tried everything – restarting my router, sacrificing a burnt lobster to the RNG gods, even attempting to code my own fix (and let's be real, my coding skills are about as good as my PvP skills – absolutely abysmal). NOTHING WORKS.
It's not just the outages either. The glitches! Oh, the glitches! My botting scripts are more broken than my heart after my RuneScape girlfriend left me for a guy with a party hat. Bank standing, endless walking loops, and my character getting stuck in the same place for hours. I'm practically a walking meme at this point.
To the devs of RuneMate, if you're reading this – please, for the love of Saradomin, FIX THIS. Or at least give us some answers. We're a community, a family of misfit scapers just trying to make our way in Gielinor. Don't leave us hanging like a noob on Tutorial Island.
So here's to the memories, to the countless hours we spent together, and to the hope that one day, RuneMate will rise from the ashes like a phoenix. Until then, I'll be here, reliving the glory days and praying for a miracle.
Stay strong, fellow botters. We may be down, but we're not out.